So, I received such good reviews on the last post like this, I decided that it was time for another one (it gave me something to do for an hour and a half at work). You know the drill: I find a piece of artwork, I post it for you, and then I tell you the untold, hidden thoughts of the subjects of the masterpiece!
Death of Caesar’ by Vincenzo Camuccini
“We told you before…yellow and red are not acceptable for casual Friday!”
Detail from Transfiguration by Raphael
“Jesus, dude, cut it out! You’re blowing our clothes away!”
Portrait of a Young Lady by Raphael
“OK, I give up. What the hell is this thing I’m holding?”
The Dining Room by Paul Signac
“Refill your own damn cup.”
Baptism by Piero della Fracesca
“Please don’t poop on me, please don’t poop on me…”
Mars and Venus by Sandro Botticelli
“Ugh…He always falls asleep when things start to get interesting…”
Alfred Dedreux as a Child by Theodore Gericault
“They call me Squid-Boy.”
Rubens and Helene Fourment Walking their Child by Peter Paul Rubens
“Why couldn’t we have had a pretty baby like Brad and Angelina did, instead of this creature?!”
I hope that you enjoyed these as much as the last ones! Once again, I have managed to take the priceless examples of human skill and creativity, and make fun of them…excellent!
