The Picture of the Bored Poetess

So, the other day, I was in my car, about to get out to go to class, and I decided to do a quick check-up in the mirror on my shade (because, you know, I might have incurred some sort of disfiguring mark in the ten minutes that it took me to get from my [...]

Body Bags

So, the other day I was at Target because (and I know you really needed to know this) I had to get a new razor ’cause the one I used to have was so rusty that it would make a serial killer sad, and my legs were beginning to look a little Sasquatchian, if you know what [...]

Hacking at Heads with Scissors

My poor, poor loyal readers! I am so sorry to have taken an unscheduled hiatus (then again, all of my hiatuses are unscheduled), but last week was spring break and I seemed to have taken a break from just about everything. It wasn’t the most spectacular week (compared to last year’s spring break, it was [...]